Bill Capizzi

as Security Guard

as Tommy

as Tony (as Billy Capizzi)

as Race Track Ticket Clerk

as Achmed

as Farley

as Elf (voice)

as Snoop, The Sniffer Dog (voice)

as Two-Ton Tony

as Mo / Rod / King Leopold (voice)

as King / Mo (voice)

as Doorman

as Phil Handle

as Georgie

as Maitre D'

as Mr. Poplinsky

as Dan-Look-Alike

as Forensic Man

as Forensics Man

as Armando

as Walsh

as Cabbie

as Galactor (voice)