Hugh Walters

as Artsem Lecturer

as Commentator Runcible

as Vogel

as Carruthers

as William Shakespeare

as Runcible (archive footage)

as Charles Hawtrey

as Dr. Geddes

as Pianist

as Man

as Hugh, Ad Man

as Fermleigh's Doctor

as Vogel

as Commentator Runcible

as Arthur Sykes

as Mr. Jones

as Steward

as British Corporal

as Tench

as Darius

as Mr Dean

as George Holt