John Pirruccello

as Horace

as Stegman

as Duct Tape Salesman

as Henry

as Dan

as Kevin

as Bordeaux

as The Therapist

as Joe

as Nick Stavros

as Chip Baker

as Hair Dresser

as Resident Jogger

as Warren Wingspan (voice)

as Gregor Hobart

as Police Helicopter Pilot

as Larry/Superdad (voice)

as Policeman (voice)

as Mitch Kaplan

as Dennis

as Deputy Chad Broxford

as William Forsythe

as Dennis Gennaro

as Jason