Jeremy Kent Jackson

as Robert Keller

as Football Player #1

as Justin

as David Burnett

as David Spitz

as Stephen Rusch (voice)

as Gary

as Store Clerk

as Seth Harrison

as Rufus

as Carl Hiatt

as Minion

as Nathan York

as Jock

as Archie Druzinski

as Guitar Salesman Dude

as X-Ray (voice)

as Douglas Davenport

as Shadowy Figure