Tracy-Ann Oberman

as Diana

as Mrs Burnley

as Auguste Van Daan (voice)

as Julie

as Jessica (as Tracy Ann Oberman)

as Else Guttmann

as Pathetic Jane

as Tippycott (voice)

as Marion

as Narrator

as Sally Ann Barker

as Yvonne Hartman

as Lennie

as Queen Hedwig

as Audrey MacMurray

as Chrissie Watts

as Zoe Garrard

as Self

as Mrs. Purchase

as Cordelia Shakespeare

as Self - Participant