Stubby Kaye

as Marvin Acme

as Marvin Acme (archive footage)

as Sam Fairman

as Marryin' Sam

as Fat Writer

as Shouter - Sam the Shade

as Herman

as Babe

as Judge Herbert Mikado / Charlie Hotfleisch

as Nicely-Nicely Johnson

as Helen's Cabbie

as Cameo

as Weismuller

as Bernie Goodman

as Joey Carson

as Harry

as George Cassidy

as Uncle George

as Self - Panelist

as Self

as Self