Kate Berlant

as Bruin Box Office Girl

as Peg

as Mary

as Diana DeBauchery

as Liz

as Ivy

as Self

as Rachel

as Shelley

as Phone Sex Operator (voice)

as Jackie Cohn

as Self

as HG Member (voice)

as Self

as Stage Manager / Human Patron (voice)

as Guide / Registrar (voice)

as Shampooer (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Ren Faire Woman

as FBI Agent (voice)

as Georgie

as Ms. Julip (voice)

as Striped Horse (voice)