Jacek Kopczyński

as "Dzięcioł" psudonim "Kret"

as Boss

as Doctor Mazanowski

as chłopak w sklepie jubilerskim (nie występuje w napisach)

as Porucznik

as Narrator (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as mąż Miriam

as Lekarz w szpitalu

as Błażej Jaskuła

as kelner na balu w Hotelu Europejskim

as Therapist

as Skrzypecki, asystent prezydenta

as Piotr Szafraniec

as Corporal (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Raconteur (voice)

as Surkol (voice)

as "Cichy", ochroniarz Marty