Matt Ballard

as Bartender

as Crutch Salesman (uncredited)

as Valconian Swordsman

as Steven Argo

as First Butler / Reporter Matt (voice)

as Greg Splenda

as Tommy

as Poker Player / Park Dancer

as Dennis

as Burglar

as Junior / Omnefarious (voice)

as Carmen Dillo (voice)

as Spaced Out Customer (voice)

as Cop