Andrew Hill Newman

as Jaywalker

as Citizen

as Compactor Room Janitor

as Assorted Cheeses

as Russell Kalenich - The Dealer

as Chris Vincent

as Andy Ackerman

as Santa (voice)

as Jerry

as Joey Jordan

as Sid

as Hilton Augustus Venable

as Jaret Otel

as Albert Einstein

as George (voice)

as Mr. Henning

as Rabbi Greenstein

as Ben Veloric

as Ray DeLorenzo

as Jason

as Drug Rep

as Jerry Svetka