Marty Moreau

as Eddie

as Groin Reporter

as Joey

as Walt

as Flower Delivery

as Nathan

as Lawyer

as Hal

as Various (voice)

as Cab Driver

as G. Lestrade

as Stan

as Flight Engineer Wahne

as Phil Sleight

as Assistant Director, FBI, James Kallstrom

as NTSB Investigator Pearce

as Constable Morrison

as President Theodore Roosevelt

as Marty Attis

as Barney / Valenti / Dooley

as Paul

as Paramedic

as Detective Gephart

as Hotel Manager