Evan Buliung

as Stan Sigman (voice)

as Officer Duke

as Mike

as Family Member #3

as Alan

as Mercutio

as Edgar

as Pericles

as Andre

as Gary

as Ervin

as Simon Lowe

as Randy Sher

as Derek

as Chaz

as Johann Steinbrück

as Mark Douglas / Mike Sexton

as Russ

as Adam