George Gobel

as Drunk

as Humpty Dumpty (voice)

as The President of the U.S.

as George "Hotsy" Hamilton

as Father Mouse (voice)

as Preacher

as Dingo

as Captain Taylor

as Self

as Bergman

as Dr. Farrington

as Ghost (voice)

as Self

as Harrison Harper

as Self

as Self - Co-Host

as Horace Best

as Albert Berry

as Francis Clover

as Dr. Ben Cagey

as Mr. Winkle

as Dr. Stroodel

as George Goodbody

as Tooloose Latrec