Sally Dexter

as Self/D.S. Maureen Lawson

as Bella

as Maddie Price

as Hermine Wittgenstein

as Molly Holland

as Yvonne Atkins

as Helen Love

as Bridget

as Hairdresser/Loretta/Woman

as Musician

as Margaret

as Selina Crow

as Mileva Marić

as DS Lawson

as Maureen Lawson

as Faith Dingle

as Mrs Chynoweth

as Mistress Sirona

as Serena St Claire

as Paulina (voice)