Charlie Condou

as Cadet (uncredited)

as Billy Vandam

as Elf

as Bedemeier

as Nino (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Auguste

as Mirek

as X

as Leonard Draycott

as Kid with mouth fixation

as X

as Perry Fleming

as Jake Foley

as Private Benedict Grinter

as David Williamson

as Gary Gabbastone

as Karl Elves

as Martin

as Mitjan (voice)

as Brother 2

as Jason Stubbs

as Jonatton Yeah?

as Footman