Bobby Van

as Harry Lovett

as Eddie Randolph

as Self

as Ens. Rutherford Chandler

as Danny

as "Gremio"

as Ludwig Schlemmer

as From 'Small Town Girl' and 'Kiss Me Kate' (archive footage)

as (archive footage)

as Dobie Gillis

as Artie Pilcer

as Phil Livingston

as Self

as Self - Performer

as Self - Host

as Self

as Eddie

as Self

as Monty Burns

as Hector

as Self