A.C. Peterson

as Officer Stanley Timmons

as Mayor / Lighter Orderly

as Faux Ghost Patron

as Man in Red Dress

as Bat

as Mr. MacDonald

as Saddle Rock Sheriff

as Miro

as Tony

as Stranger

as Cole

as MCPO Ziegler

as Senator Ed Burke

as Pete 'The Rock' Invernizzi

as Mr. Y

as Canon

as Edwin Dodd

as Zeta-Rho

as Zeta-Rho (voice)

as Bodey Gunyon

as Vince McCormick (segment "The Hand")

as Magistrate

as Bartender

as Sneed