Simon Day

as Taxi boatman

as Uncle Bob

as Alf (voice)

as Vincent

as Self

as Big Gary King

as Self

as Hospital Doctor

as Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy

as Slow PC (as Tommy Cockles)

as Lew Grade

as Noel Faulkner

as Combover Guy

as Charlie Beckett

as Fenwick

as Consultant

as Fenwick

as Leo Mclair

as Cardiothoracic Surgeon

as Self

as Self

as Luke Baincross

as Self

as Sid Onslow