Marty Belafsky

as Louie

as MIB Customs Agent

as Crutchy

as Ramblin' Sandy Pitnik

as Young Rob

as Johnny

as Jerk Off

as Security Guard

as Stan Martin

as Ned Ryan

as Self

as Student

as Brady Ryland

as Joshua Abrams

as Bakery Worker

as Samm 'Lord Hades'