Mike Coleman

as Maitre'd

as Crash Scene Cop

as Chase

as Charon / Phlegyas / Senator / Dick Cheney (voice)

as Construction Worker

as Bakersfield Bouncer

as Chuck

as Lou

as Second Cop

as 2nd Patrolman

as Detective

as First Uniform Cop

as Uniform Cop #1

as Husband #1

as Officer Krupke

as Another Janitor

as Officer Woods

as Fireman