Clive Rosengren

as Principal

as Ed Reynolds

as Desk Sergeant

as Wisconsin Cop

as Cantwell

as Deputy D.A. Hartman

as Mayor

as Morty (archive footage)

as Doorman

as Commanding Officer

as Clive Clooney

as Jacob MacIntire

as Mr. Clotworthy

as Waiter

as George O'Bannen

as Mr. Zipper

as Doug Aducci

as Policeman

as Delivery Man

as Mitch

as Morty (segment "None But the Lonely Heart")

as Knight

as Man in Uniform