David L. Lander

as Principal Squiggy

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Smart Ass (voice)

as Tanning Intruder

as Norman

as Wendy's Employee

as Joe

as Ch'p (voice)

as Bird (voice)

as Freddie Paris

as Yokian Guard / Gus (voice)

as Radio Sportscaster (uncredited)

as Squiggy (voice)

as Arnold Herlick

as Willie Andrews

as Eli

as Tactician

as Self

as Self - Cameo (uncredited)

as The Landlord

as Milt the Delivery Boy

as Postmaster

as Tim Pinkle

as David Gordon