Andrew Ableson

as Ug (voice)

as Hughes

as Julian

as The Producer

as Stanley Kubrick (voice)

as Lars

as Narrator

as Girard

as Jonathan

as Oscar Tangolius

as John

as Faison

as Jax

as James Thomas Mason

as Max Kraznau

as Dino Mackey

as Kyle

as British Ad Man

as Italian Man

as Choreographer

as Faculty Member

as Valmont (voice)

as (voice)

as Valmont / Cab Driver (voice)