Brian Michael Jones

as Sailor

as Eddie Goose / Cricket 1 / Hansel (voice)

as Aide - Ben

as Columbia Student '1968'

as LAX Reporter 3

as LA Muppet Performer (voice)

as Puppet Master

as Puppeteers

as Emmet

as Chapel Employee

as Fish Man

as NCIS Probationary Agent Terry Mahler

as Ronald

as Ty Page

as Clerk

as Pawn

as Bolo Tie

as Band Member

as Baker

as Secret Service Agent

as Redcoat Executioner

as Clerk