Ross Bryant

as Scooter / Professor Krassman

as Ross Bryant

as Salesman

as Captain Paranoia

as Reynaldo (voice)

as Petruchio

as Olivia Dupone

as Tao Chestang

as Self - Contestant

as Self (archive footage)

as Self - Guard

as Self - Contestant

as Self - Guest

as Gavin

as Lucian Azathoth

as Self - Player