Bill A. Jones

as Announcer #2

as Presidential Press Secretary

as Talk Show Host #2

as AVN Announcer

as Serious Announcer

as Self

as Mr. Jones

as Server

as Patrick

as Captain Bill

as Rod Remington

as Dr. Miles Mellon

as Edward Brill

as Cop

as Kennedy

as Announcer

as Gravy Robbers Announcer

as Infomercial Announcer (voice)

as Announcer (voice)

as Tiny Hats Announcer (voice)

as Channel 5 Announcer (voice)

as Mr. Winthrop