Robert Sella

as Dirk Van Garrett

as Dr. Muller

as Maitre D'

as Adrian

as St. Malachy

as Vincente Minnelli (voice)

as Danny

as Eddie Blake

as Manor Hill Alumnus

as Colin Reese

as Tony Conneca

as Brian - Clerk

as Russell Tolliver

as Claude

as Stuart

as Hugh Torone

as ER Doctor

as Gore

as Douglas Harvey