Chuck McCollum

as Athletic Trainer

as Guard

as Pretenious Man

as Drake Rogers (segment "Total Copy")

as Sorehead

as Meteor Man

as Police Station Drunk

as Surgeon

as Wayne

as Tom O'Brien

as Urologist

as Clerk

as Colonel Browning

as Admiral

as Surgeon

as Loan Officer

as Committee Chairperson

as Arthur

as Lacey Pierce

as Neighbor